Korny says...

Korny says... 22. Black. Female. Jamaican, New Yorker. Multi-Fandom Future Director. Biromantic Lesbian. History and Trivia Buff. Lover of all things Corny and Bad when it comes to Jokes. That's it. That's my blog.

I really should learn to NOT fucking try to fix my computer. I freaking broke it again. Dammit.

christopherjonesart:


marlene:

cloggo:

EASTERN STEAMPUNK
By Christopher Perez from HERE

YES.

There are more flavors of geek than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Reblogged from paelmoon

christopherjonesart:

marlene:

cloggo:

EASTERN STEAMPUNK

By Christopher Perez from HERE

YES.

There are more flavors of geek than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

triplash:

fuck

Reblogged from indiefoxproductions

triplash:

fuck

(Source: humortrain)

Reblogged from woofety

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

this is my friend who is dressed as a prostitute for the a million ways to die in the West booth. I made as many jokes as I possibly could. I do not know she doesn’t hate me. We just met today. I was a very busy girl today

this is my friend who is dressed as a prostitute for the a million ways to die in the West booth. I made as many jokes as I possibly could. I do not know she doesn’t hate me. We just met today. I was a very busy girl today

I made a promise to gingercosplay for her pic today.

I was a very busy girl. So inspiring. I did refer to the guy dressed as the silkie as The Silkie.

Today at #NYCC.

Sooooo xkit is broke until there is a workaround so I will be gone for a while because I need the timestamps to live among other things. Argh. Will be posing pics from NYCC later though. 

Reblogged from fluent-in-lesbianism

it’s such a shame for us to part… 

(Source: chakram-warrior)


"Oh dear. What an awkward situation…"

Reblogged from malefactum

"Oh dear. What an awkward situation…"

did-you-kno:

Source

Reblogged from did-you-kno

did-you-kno:

Source

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Reblogged from love-order-chaos-repeat

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

Also tomorrow is my first day of New York Comic Con. I am going early so I can explore but I will be working. Anyone who is going can hit me up. I will be there everyday but Saturday.